It was 7am AND I'd been working all night
Making a PSET-DRAWn RPG sprite
WRITEing this game had taken up my whole week
But that's alright 'cause I'm a computer geek

Every bit, every byte, that I program is RIGHT$
Though you may be in denial, all of my programs compile
Every LOOP that I DO is done much better THEN you (every could)
Haven't you heard that I'm a QBasic Nerd?

My eyes were all bloodshot AND my fingers worn OUT
I knew that this game would be the best with no doubt
There were no more ERRORs when my FUNCTIONs were CALLed
AND from testing the program the F5 KEY was bald

Every bit, every byte, of my syntax is RIGHT$
Though you may show me your best I'm really still NOT impressed
Every LOOP that I DO is done much better THEN you (every could)
Haven't you heard that I'm a QBasic Nerd?

The program was ready FOR the final compile
But being so tired I had TO SLEEP for a WHILE
A little TIME$ later I quickly awoke
FOR from my computer came GUI black smoke!

What happened NEXT had made me very unpleased
The computer caught fire because the hard drive had seized
I could NOT believe that all my programs were gone
So now I make backups of them from now ON.

Every bit, every byte, I will have TO reWRITE
Because I was a moron, all of my programs are gone
If you back up your work in CASE it all goes berserk (like mine did)
You could imply that you are smarter THEN I

Every bit, every byte, that I program is RIGHT$
And every PSET and LINE that's in my code is refined
Every LOOP that I DO is perfect all the way through
Haven't you heard that I'm a QBasic Nerd?
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Every bit, every byte, that I program is RIGHT$
Though you may be in denial, all of my programs compile
Every LOOP that I DO is done much better than you
Haven't you heard that I'm a QBasic Nerd?